some Pakistani guy: Hey, happy Ramadhan
Me: Happy ramadhan to you too!
Him: Are you fasting?
Me: No, I'm not.
Him: How come you are not fasting?
Me: Because I don't want to...
Another Pakistani Guy: Hey, Wuz up?
Me: Nothing's up!! Thanx though
Him: Are you fasting?
Me: No!
Him: You Iranians!! Have more faith man!
Another Pakistani guy: Salam on Aleikom bro
Me: Hello
Him: Are you coming for MSA iftar tonight?
Me: What is MSA??
Him: Muslim Student Association!
Me: No. I'm not even fasting
Him: NO???? I thought you are Iranian, sorry!
Me: I am Iranian!!
Him: Then how come you are not fasting?
Me: I can't stand being hungry!
Some Arab guy: Hey Arvand, Wuz up? You are fasting?
Me: No! How about you?
Him: Yes. I have a very strong faith, unlike you!
Me: Hwo says my faith is not strong?
Him: You never come for jumeh pray!
Me: So?
Him: I wonder why the hell they call you Iranians fundamentalist!! None of you don't do anything for your religion!
Me: Listen, I have a class. Gotta go. Catch you later!
20 days later!!
Some Pakistani Guy: Are u fasting this year or still same as before?
Me: Same as before!
Him: Maaaan, fasting will teach you to be strong!!
Me: I am STRONG. Wanna shot!?
Him: No thanx but think about it, you won't go to paradise if you don't fast.
Me: NO. In fact I will go and YOU wont!
Him: What tha??
Me: Here is the thing, I am shi'aa and Ali will take me out of hell and will take me to paradis!! But you misserable people will be placed in hell and omar will do nothing for you cuz he is with you in there!!(I am just joking though!)
Him: I wish we were in Kerachi! I would have though you a good lesson!!
Me: :D. By the way why are you wearing black!?
Him: Its 21st of Ramadan
Me: toro sananam!?
Him: Ali is the son in law of Muhammad(SAD)!! He is the father of Imam Hossein and Imam Hassan!!
ME: (My jaws are dropping) Yo! I thought You are sunni!!
Him: Yes, but Ali ha been chosen by Muhammad to follow his path!
Me: You know! its my parents fault. They never force me to be religous!
Him: There is no force in religion!
Me to myself: Some one help me pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesee
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